Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Cherry Blossoms




I'm not the only one who likes them.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Bubbles



Friday, April 25, 2008

Haiku

Wedged between my afternoon bowl of cereal and Leave It to Beaver, my mother used to ask me, "How was school today?"

I never ask my children "How was school today?" I usually know.

But now Rachel goes to school in another city, and sometimes tells me about the things she is learning. Like this profound haiku, beautiful Japanese poetry with a five syllable-seven syllable-five syllable line structure:
Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

Thank you for sharing your insight, Rachel. I'm glad to see that every penny of our investment in your "higher" education is paying off.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Young and the Restless





Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Cyber Trouble




I wonder if John thinks this is funny.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

One Hundreds

A lot of Nebraska farmers calve in January and February. It can be bitterly cold then, but farmers are usually busy with fieldwork in April and May. So they calve early, to have it over with before they disappear into a tractor cab for six months.

John and I are thankful to have excellent on-site, 24-7 help with the calving, even when John is busy in the fields. So we don't calve in the very teeth of winter, planning instead for our cows to give birth into the gentle zephyrs and soft green warmth of spring.









So why are these girls so muddy?


















Because we have no gentle zephyrs and soft green warmth. Instead, another calf has taken its first breath eye level to a world of cold mud slobber. The girls have hauled 100 pounds of slimy newborn for about 100 yards, out of the slop and into the barn, with its mama splashing through mud puddles and bellowing at the trot behind them.

This is the third calf in the last week that has needed extra attention: rubdowns, heaters, help nursing or standing.

The girls are getting pretty good at this routine. Their homeschool grade in bovine care: 100%.

Monday, April 21, 2008

The Penguin

Bad ugly floor.






Penguin standing guard -- no midnight refriger-raiders on fresh kitchen varnish.






Happy penguin, happy floor.




Happy Alice.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

What To Do



Q: What should you do when your house is a torn-apart disaster, your wood floors are halfway refinished, cows calving in the slop need constant attention, it's two weeks until your big party, and strawberries go on sale?


A: Make strawberry jam with your daughter, of course.

My kitchen counter.



The last time we made jam - apricot - was before Audrey and I took up physics. I wrote then that we gave only a passing nod to the physical changes that went into preserving fruit jams. This time, armed with our newfound knowledge, we could actually discuss the process from a scientific standpoint. It was fun. Take physics if you get a chance!

Living Forever

I've heard it said that God doesn't let people die until their work here on the earth is finished. Given the present condition of this house, I'd say my immortality is pretty much assured.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The Outdoor Kitchen





We're living without a kitchen for a few days while I refinish the floor.







Yesterday we had grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch. Emphasis on grilled.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Clampett Outdoors

Clampett has gotten warm and dry in the house, but she needs more groceries. Her crooked little back legs won't hold her up to nurse, which means we have to bring breakfast to her. You may think that the milk you buy in the grocery store is "cow's milk," but Clampett would disagree. She needs the real, fresh, unpasteurized and unhomogenized product, and there's only one place around here to get it.






Our beef cows are not accustomed to being milked by a human. They have to be "persuaded" to stand still long enough to get the job done. We hope Clampett's mama is about to put her bovine head into the head catch, to the right in this photo. As she tries to walk between the vertical bars, her shoulders will push them shut and she will be immobilized.










On second thought, "immobilized" is not quite the right word. The milker girls will still have to be cagey and careful, in order not to be stomped by this mama's 1000 pounds of beefy frame. John is giving the cow incentive to get her mind on something other than nailing his daughters with a back hoof. Attitude is everything, mama cow, and we want you to have a good one.







Lots can go wrong when you're trying to milk a beef cow. First is the aforementioned projectile back hoof. Even if it doesn't hit you, it is likely to knock over your bucket of milk.
















The cow's second line of defense is her tail. Unlike the hoof, a cow tail can't maim you. But a powerful, wet, stinging swish to the face can be a strong deterrent to milking, which is what the cow hopes to provide. So John and Greg, our employee, take turns keeping the tail out of Audrey and Merrill's eyes.

























The milking was a success and Clampett has gained enough strength to drink from a bottle--no more tube feeding. The next step is for her to learn to feed herself. We'd like to get out of the loop, but her legs are crooked and not very strong.




Just take a look at that back left leg!

























Audrey gives her a boost.....























....and points her in the right direction.







All the attention has paid off. After a day of human intervention, Clampett's appetite is strong, and her legs are strong enough to satisfy that appetite.


She's ready for an ear tag and life in the calving pen with all the other cows.

Ain't life grand?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Saving Clampett










Lots of times, a hard winter can mean more calving difficulty come spring. This year is no exception.




The twin to this calf was born deformed and dead. This sister was small, weak, and unable to pick herself up out of her cold birthday mud. By the time we found her at six in the morning, she was listless and barely able to move. Her temperature, normally 101 F for a calf, had dropped to 95 degrees. She was headed for dead.

We rushed her to the hospital on the back of a four wheeler. The hospital in this case is our lunchroom, where John held her icicle legs and gave her an invigorating rubdown, drying her off and encouraging her heart to pump. A normal calf, even a newborn, would be vigorously trying to kick him away, but this little gal was too cold to care.











The dog bed turned into a calf bed, and we piled on the heat: hot water bottles, blankets, radiators, and a heating pad under the rugs, all ministering warmth and life while we prayed and waited.












Since the calf couldn't stand, we knew she hadn't had a first meal. Audrey is offering her some electrolytes and colostrum, but the calf is too far gone to suck from the bottle. Not too far gone, however, to clamp her little calf teeth shut. Hence her nickname: Clampett.





If you can't suck from a bottle, you get the tube. Audrey has slid the long rubber piping down the calf's esophagus, and is squeezing warm, nutritious liquids into Clampett's stomach.





I don't usually go for cattle in the house, but, in this case, it worked. After a few hours of being cocooned in the warmth, Clampett's temp is normal, her head up, and her eyes perky.

If she could stand up to nurse from her mother, she could leave off being a dog and return to the bovine world. But, like her deformed twin sister, her legs aren't quite right. She will need help getting her mama's milk---a story for another day.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Miracle Forthcoming

I'm refinishing my wood floors. This is my dining room.

This is my office.


This is my kitchen.


This is my living room.

And, in eighteen days, I am hosting a party for about a hundred people.

With God, all things are possible.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Waiting........


We're still waiting for March to go out like a lamb, and here it is April!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Hope in the Basement

Spring is not popping up out of bed with a spry leap this year, and I'm sorry for it. She's put her feet on the floor a time or two, but howling winds and grey skies send her scuttling quickly back under the covers.
















The army of coats hanging in the mudroom is still on active duty.











But there's a secret weapon---hope--- sprouting in the basement.







(Hope photo by Merrill)

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Through a glass, darkly

A dark world woke up slowly outside my upstairs glass. Shadows thinned, foggy shapes became clear, vision uncloudy. Now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face. Lord, pull the clouds of the world back from my thoughts, cut through my dullness, that I may see you today.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Shopping, Female Style


Most of the guys I know have one of two shopping styles. Manly Shopping Style One has been documented in this blog before. Check it out here.

Manly Shopping Style Two is aptly named by my friend Diane: "Sight it- shoot it-bag it."

Friday was definitely not a male shopping day.

Looking for a dress for Audrey to wear to graduation, we traipsed through Gordman's, Penney's, Target, Von Maur, Dillards, Christopher & Banks, The Gap, Old Navy, New York&Co., Younkers, and Kohl's.

Times have changed since I used to haul four little stair-steps to the big city for a day of sight it-shoot it-bag it errands. However, I'm not sure I wound up any less tired on Friday, and we still don't have an outfit for Audrey.

Thanks for a fun day, anyway, girls. Looks like it's time to dust off the sewing machine.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Sudoku


WeDuSudoku.



DoUSudoku?


To try your hand at these logic puzzles, look in today's paper. If you really get hooked, as we might be, go here . Choose your degree of difficulty on the left, and then print out all you want. Stumped? Try here for solution strategies.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Home Stretch





Audrey's in the homeschool home stretch.


Four more weeks of physics. Four weeks of serious cleaning for a graduation open house; four weeks to bake a hundred slices of cheesecake.







Drawing by Rachel, 2000




When our first child was born, my grandmama said, "You and John have set your feet on a long road." She was right.


Four weeks to a proud milestone in a good, long road.






Photography by Stephanie S., 2007